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Post 1 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 10-Dec-2016 10:12:44

A gentleman having just left the hospital, walked into the sports bar across the street to celebrate.

"Drinks for everyone boys, it's on me!" He yelled to the other patrons at the bar, "My wife just gave birth to our 10th male child."

Everyone raised their cup and clinked glasses in congratulating the proud Papa.

A drunk at the end of the bar said, "Ten boys? You know what you have there mister?!...You have yourself a basketball team!"

Everyone again raised their glasses to toast the basketball team.

Another drunken customer told the the others, "That's nothing, I have 18 boys!"

The first drunk looked at him and says, "Sir, what you have there is a Baseball team!"

Again glasses clinked in celebration of the baseball team.

They were interrupted by a rather dapper, well dressed Englishman who announced, "That's rubbish! I have eighteen girls!"

The drunk looked at the proper gent for a whole minute. Then quietly whispered, "You have yourself...a golf course."

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 10-Dec-2016 14:19:50

Smile.

Post 3 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 18:54:23

lol

Post 4 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2016 12:59:56

Actually kind of messed up, that one. Witty, but messed.

Post 5 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2016 14:09:56

hahaha, golf course. :p lol

Post 6 by $money (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2016 23:38:50

lol just what I needed